Three Things
(1) Instincts
We are born with various instincts to help keep us alive and out of trouble, such as pulling your hand away when you touch something hot. Unfortunately for Genevieve she was not born with the instinct to NOT rub garlic mashed potatoes into her eyes.
(2) The Army
Genevieve is like the army: she gets more crap done before 9AM than most people do all day. I've changed her diaper 3 times before noon for several days now. Must be all of the extra fiber from the paper and dirt that she's been eating...
(3) Fear
A friend gave Genevieve a pair of shoes that squeak like a doggie chew toy when you step on them. The first time I put these on Genevieve she cried until I took them off. Now she cries whenever she sees them, and will wail if they come anywhere near her. Unfortunately for Genevieve her parents find this amusing.
We are born with various instincts to help keep us alive and out of trouble, such as pulling your hand away when you touch something hot. Unfortunately for Genevieve she was not born with the instinct to NOT rub garlic mashed potatoes into her eyes.
(2) The Army
Genevieve is like the army: she gets more crap done before 9AM than most people do all day. I've changed her diaper 3 times before noon for several days now. Must be all of the extra fiber from the paper and dirt that she's been eating...
(3) Fear
A friend gave Genevieve a pair of shoes that squeak like a doggie chew toy when you step on them. The first time I put these on Genevieve she cried until I took them off. Now she cries whenever she sees them, and will wail if they come anywhere near her. Unfortunately for Genevieve her parents find this amusing.
posted by Carrie @ 1:52 PM
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