Eleven Month Check-in

There's not too much to write about Genevieve's eleven-month milestone. She's not walking and mainly speaks in a language that I do not understand, but am pretty sure contains a lot of profanity. Her stats are still pretty much the same:

Height: Big
Weight: Large
Head Circumference: Proportional

To celebrate Genevieve making it to the eleven month mark, I took her to the doctor for her first flu shot. Even this was uneventful; she didn't even cry.

Since I don't want to leave you with the impression that Genevieve is making no progress, here is what she's up to lately.

(1) Standing briefly without holding on to anything. She'll do this for a few seconds, freak out, and then lunge for the nearest steady object.

(2) Speed crawling. She can get from point A to point B very quickly. It looks kind of like a retarded lizard, the way she slams her hands down and scoots along at lightning speed.

(3) Destruction. Geneveive hates order. She goes through cabinets ripping out all of the contents and throwing them across the floor. She flings every toy out of her toy box and tries to rip the noses and ears off of every stuffed animal. Laundry is her biggest nemisis. Just seeing it piled up neatly angers her so much that she'll speed crawl over to it and throw everything over her head in a cotton blaze, all the while cackling like a mad woman.


Maybe I should loan Genevieve out to toy companies for use in their quality control departments.