In the heart of every little girl lives a middle aged man.

Maybe not every little girl but certainly ours. If you don't believe me, check out these facts:

1. She is losing her hair
2. She has indigestion and acid reflux (not just the purview of lip-synching teen idols)
3. She is incredibly flatulent
   
4. She's overweight
5. She wheezes when she exerts her self though usually she only exerts her self when eating
6. After a meal she likes to let out a large belch
   
7. If we prop her up in her boppy after eating she will sit there and rub her belly
   

The gripe water seems to be working. Last night she went 4 hours between feedings for three feedings in a row. She also managed to sleep the entire time between feedings. We are going to have to get readjusted to this schedule as we are automatically waking up every three hours, but I think we can deal.

Also, last night at 2:30, I had another pooptastrophe. Both I and the baby are alright but there were casualties. Four diapers, 2 dry downs, 1 changing pad cover, her onesie and sleeper. Every time I thought she was finished, I would start to clean her but it kept coming. Just like in the horror movies where you think you've killed the zombie but he keeps getting up.