Worst Scavenger Hunt Ever

"Sophie's umbilical cord fell off," said Carrie to me after Genevieve and I got back from our morning bike ride.

"Great," I replied.

"I can't find it."

"Buh?"

"It's not in her pajamas, onesie, diaper or receiving blanket."

"Gross"

We still haven't found it but we've got it narrowed down to the bathroom or our bedroom. I'm really skeeved out by the idea that I might step on it in the middle of the night.