Road Hog!!!

Genevieve is the master of her domain and as master she feels the need to direct us in everything we do. This is no longer limited to changing her diaper or getting her ready for the day. She has become impatient with the 2 second pause between songs on a CD. As soon as one ends she demands that we play the next one. Of course we tell her that she has to be patient but that doesn't really appease her.

She has also become quite the little back-seat driver. Whenever the car stops there is an immediate, "Go again!" from the back seat. So we've started teaching Genevieve the rules of the road but of course she comes at them from a toddler's point of view.

"Go again!" she demands.
"What color is the light?"
"Red," she says resignedly.
"And what does red mean?"
"Stop," she frowns.
"And what color does it need to be before we can go?" I ask hopefully.
"Green!!"
"That's right."
"Make it green!!!" she demands
*sigh*

"Daddy, go again!"
"I can't go until the cars in front of us go," I explain.
"Make them go." she offers helpfully.
*sigh*