Now I don't know what to think...

I used to think I had a beautiful baby girl. Then my daughter changed into an assortment of animals then she changed into a middle aged man. Now, Genevieve seems to have transformed into a dog. The symptoms began slowly but I'm afraid the transformation is almost complete.

1. Carrie and I follow her around the house yelling, "No!" at her almost constantly. Though within seconds she'll do the exact same action again.
2. Rips up newspapers and magazines.
   
3. Drools incessantly.
4. Licks everything.
5. Tries to eat garbage out of the can.

I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow I found her chasing after cars and howling at fire truck sirens.